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Personal Awards List
The "Best of the Best of the Best with Honors"
Awards
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Best Player
- Best PC Character
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Best NPC Character
- Best RP Twink
- Best Console Jock
- Best Econ Dweeb
- Best CO
- Best Crew Member
- Best @channel title
- Best @finger note
- Best @alias
- Best @desc
"Larger Than Life" Awards
- Biggest Flirt
- Biggest Suckup
- Biggest Twink
- Biggest Idler
- Biggest Whiner
- Biggest Ego
- Biggest spelling/grammar freak
- Biggest Moneygrubber
- Biggest delusions of adminship (Admin nominations accepted)
The Sitelock List
- Mr. Wrong (and doesn't know it)
- Worst Pilot
- Meanest Character
- Ugliest Character
- Worst Grammar/Spelling
- Most Annoying
- Most Brigged
- Most Demotions
The ATS Darwin Awards
(Extra Special Attempts can be submitted
independantly of the listed awards)
- Player with the most Deaths
- Player with the shortest life expectancy (must be a serious attempt
to live)
- Merodin Blondel
(Post-Humus Award)
- Player with the most characters killed by their own faction
- Player with the most characters killed in space combat
- Special Mentions
- Patrick and T'Seval
for this double attempt to remove their entire new family from the
gene pool altogether.
All for one, and one for all... Hey guys! Come back
here!
(Awards that don't quite fit anywhere
else)
- Most Creative Fictional Product
- Most Entertaining on Subspace
- Funniest @name
- Female character most likely to be a male player
- Male character most likely to be a female player
The Crystal Ball Awards
(Future Predictions that came true, often
repeatedly)
- Most likely to log off/idle in space
- Most likely to ewarp to the death (She's gunna blow cap'n!)
- Most likely to open fire on a friendly ship
- Most likely to start a war and then complain about it
- Most likely to piss off an incredibly powerful admin NPC race
- Most likely to MUSH under the influence
- Most likely to accidentally mischan a TS pose to AQ/BQ
- Most likely to run out of fuel
- Most likely to forget to ENGAGE
- Most likely to target the wrong person in H2H
Special Awards
(For those people that have gone beyond the call of
duty)
- The Prophet's Award (Also known as the "Gate anything that moves,
and if it doesn't move, gate it anyway" Award)
- The Beating a Dead Horse Award (For repetitive and extensive mag
posts)
- The Insane Trader Award (For the most hours spent at warp 12)
- The Shaft Award (For the most sexual use of a $combat item)
- The Camping Award (For hiding in apartments/quarters until everyone
goes away)
- The Oops Award (Also known as the "I didn't know it would do that!"
award)
- Merodin Blondel
(Post-Humus Award)
- The Tzrtzn Award (For the most difficult to pronounce name)
- The GOLDEN WALLS! Award (For the most
extensive use of ansi, also known as the Aurellan Award)
- The Once-a-Month Award (For logging in once a month)
- The ARRRRRGH I JUST WANT TO SLAP HIM Award (For repeatedly failing
to recognise the blatantly obvious)
- The Sulu Award (also known as the "Shields...
SHIELDS!" award)
- The George Bush Award (For declaring a War on
.......)
- The Brick Wall Award (For failing to realise they
are talking to a brick wall)
- The Rusted Bucket Award (For failing to maintain
their ship and paying the price)
- The Overkill Award (For taking capital ships into
battle against smaller ships and losing)
Lifetime Achievement Awards
- Old Geezer award
- Young whippersnapper award (Also the Ankle-biter award)
- The Tujin Award (For winning nearly all the bad
awards)
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